Monday, May 22, 2006

Brown Justice

"Now from browning your body to browning those burgers."
--ABC's 20/20

"That's what the elves call 'Justice of The Unicorn.'"
--Bobby Hill, 'King of The Hill'

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Not Me

"Who knew Vampires had a thing for Antique Guns?"

--TV Show Promo

Thursday, February 16, 2006

I Got Your Collectible Magic Fluid Right Here, Pal

"Sewing machines, mutual funds, air fresheners, popcorn, metal, magic, fluids, collectibles, great moments, bathing systems, bottling services, golf tournaments, moon monsters, heroes, dynamics, coins, bombs, minutes, law firms, injury law firms and personal injury law firms."
--'Faster' by James Gleick

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Welcome To The World

"The problem is communication. Too much communication."
--Homer Simpson